Soaking the pellets before consumption helps a lot. It needs to be just right though, too little and they retain the tooth smashing hardness, too long and the texture becomes slimy.
The online guidance is for a primate to eat 3% of their body mass per day. A human is supposed to need a third of that, 2 pounds is a lot to eat (by eat I mean force down).
No wonder the primates in the zoo seem so agitated.
Requests for shirtless before and after shots are still being ignored, pictures of a pasty guy trying to hold in his stomach help no-body.
Ed kindly supplied donuts to my 10am meeting. I am sure this is only stage 1 of his dastardly plan to break me. I think I will start keeping a running total of how much has been spent trying tempt me into giving up.
The little block of ads I just got included these very relevant headings:
ReplyDeleteHigh Protein Foods List
5 Foods you must not eat
Dog Food Comparison Tool
Free Delicious Recipes
I clicked on the "5 foods you must not eat" link (thus earning you a penny, I hope), to see if the list included Primate Dry. Unfortunately I would have had to watch a video to get the full story though.
ReplyDeleteI got a block of two ads, one was for soup recipes, which, well, fine.
ReplyDeleteThe other was for LunchDates.com, which makes me wonder whether people reading up on eating monkey food are considered an especially successful target for online dating companies, or if Google was just assuming something about my own life and trying to help me out.
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ReplyDeleteI got these-
ReplyDeleteLocal events, stomach digestive problems & Gourmet breakfast/lunch.
Joe- don't underestimate the power of Google GOD and give it some credit for being psychic.